Be a Pokémon master with your own Snorlax bed!
This may just be the greatest find on Etsy, ever. Seller iamknight is selling a custom made Snorlax bed for $288. It comes with the arms and legs already filled with cotton, and the head and body deflated for easier shipping. All you have to do is buy your own cotton, stuff it, zip it up, and voilà--your very own Snorlax.
For those of you unfamiliar with the character, Snorlax is a huge Pokémon known for sleeping all the time. How appropriate to have him in bed-form!
(Snorlax bed, $288)