tumblr_mqvf67Dffc1qz7wfjo2_500 A man tried to smuggle his "beloved" turtle through security in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport, by hiding it in a fast food cheeseburger. The man, surnamed Li, was held up by airport security, who thought that the cheeseburger appeared to have limbs, which cheeseburgers don't typically have. They asked to inspect the burger, to which Li reportedly responded: "There's no turtle in there, just a hamburger." Busted. You have to feel for Li. He loved his turtle so much, he was willing to sacrifice a cheeseburger for it. (via SCMP)