What Could A Variety Show Starring Kim Hyun Joong and Yoon Si Yoon Look Like?
1. In Laos they have this elephant camp where you can take an elephant training course.
Imagine everyone trying to train an elephant! KHJ would name his elephant "Alien" and say it was his new pet, while Yoonie would be taking photos filled with aegyo making sure to capture everyone including Alien behind him.
2. Vocational Training Center for Women where you can learn traditional silk weaving.
Everyone would have power bandanas on—the type Oh Ha Ni wore in Playful Kiss while she attempted to study. Then they would discover that Super Junior's Eunhyuk has a hidden talent for weaving. He will create the most fabulous pair of socks ever in sapphire pearl blue which is the official color of SuJu, and turn all the women at the center into fan girls.
3. The Beach
Think Baywatch minus the cheesy theme song sung by Hasseloff. I picture a relay race that's really, really interesting but none of us are actually focusing on the race since KHJ, Eunhyuk, and Yoonie are running around with no shirts. At this point slow motion is added, and the moment they come out of water it gets replayed 20 TIMES.
4. Left alone in the woods somewhere overnight.
I love it when everyone has to work for their own food. Just imagine everyone standing near some river trying to figure out how to catch and cook fish. Then they all have a happy campfire, and Eunhyuk starts dancing to girl group songs because someone ALWAYS dances to girl group songs in these variety shows!
I'm fairly confident at least one of these scenarios will actually happen.
Can you think of any other scenarios that could happen in the show?