A full moon’s light streams through the beautiful sheer, red curtains, giving your partner’s face a lovely glow. Both of you are ready. Ready to make a new life together. Then you remember you are in a room at the hospital.

Wait what?

A Chinese hospital, The Wuhan Songziniao Hospital, has opened up “sex rooms” to help parents who are struggling to conceive. There are a wealth of sex toys, erotic decor, flat-screens with porn DVDs, and even a DVD offering tips, advice, and demonstrations for couples struggling to get in the mood. Live experts are on hand for advice as well. Why even bother with a hotel or motel when you have these comforts in a safe hospital with doctors and love experts to call on? And plus it only costs 880 yuan (about $147) a night!

Paging Dr. Love!