Fashionistas across Japan are raising a collective eyebrow at "Men's T-back denim hot pants," found on sale online. The 'super ultra short' pants come in white or blue, but it really doesn't matter because you can barely see them anyway. Is there a person on Earth who would look good in these absolutely impossible shorts?

To find out (or to kickstart this year's Halloween costume), you can buy a pair for about $30 here.