SMILE OF THE DAY: 20 of the funniest Bad Kids' Jokes
If you haven't seen the hilarious Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes yet, you should drop everything productive that you're trying to do and read it right now. Basically, a moderator on a website for kids' jokes took a bunch of the nonsensical entries and compiled them into one gut-splitting site. Whether they're complete non sequiturs, far too literal, or just really random, here is a sampling of 20 of the funniest bad jokes from kids:
1. An Island
What will you do if a monkey is trapped in an island?
Do nothing, cause you didnt know cause your far away from the island
docter docter I feel like a bunch of curtans
then open them up
3. Jessie J
How do you wake up Jessie J ?
Poke her face
what did the ham say to the bred
if we were togeter we wuod be lovly
why was the dog not at the party
because he would have to eat a hotdog
6. 5 + 5
Watch a young woman discover the secrets of a mysterious secluded mansion on Doll House:
Who is the biggest man?
No one you are all the same size
who hates math i khow i do
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
10. A Bee
what did a bee say to a other bee?
i love plants
is hermione in harry potter hot?
yes she is
12. The Ham Contest
if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say
you won last year you are not alowed
a frendly chickin
14. With Glasses On
what do you call a tiger with glasses on?
a scientist tiger
who is there
boss will you give me some pens
crocodiles might be vegitarians because when they open their mouths, we could easily put in vegetables!
17. Red Zebra
have you seen a red zebra
they do not exist
18. In the Tree
what did the orange do in the tree?
what dose meat have when there angry
what did the rude man say to the digger
Which joke was your favorite? Have your kids made any other
terrible awesome jokes? There are way more comedic gems on the full website. I think this may be my new go-to site for when I'm having a bad day!