The world's biggest pocket knife is way out of control
Pocket knives used to be exactly that - pocket knives. But even Rambo would have trouble with the new Swiss Army knife that recently came out.
Seriously, what is anybody supposed to do with this many knives in your pocket? I can't even figure out three ways to use ONE! This new type of Swiss Army pocket knife boasts a ridiculous 83 implements and 141 functions, making it completely impossible to actually fit in your pocket. Convenience and quick access to any knife is its selling point, but the manufactures fail to mention it takes an average of three hours to find the knife you need, especially when panicked in an emergency.
But in all seriousness, it's at least a fun gift to give to friends and family, especially if they're into this sort of thing.
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Just make sure to tell them to leave it home when going through airport security.