Don't you just hate it when people go on and on gloating about themselves and all their many accomplishments? Well, Chinese millionaire Chen Guangbiao does just that, except he prints them all on his business cards.

Apparently, Mr. Chen feels so good about himself and his accomplishments that he needs to advertise every single one on his personal business card. On each card, you’ll not only find descriptions like “China Earthquake Rescue Hero,” “China Moral Leader,” and “Most prominent philanthropist in China,” but also “Most Influential Person in China.”

Mr. Chen also has big plans for the New York Times. He, as a millionaire, wants to purchase the famed newspaper for 3 billion dollars. Yes, this makes sense.

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