Maru the Shiba Inu does NOT want your kisses! Translated: "Mari-kun, you are so cute, aren't you? Kissies!" "Mari-kun, you're a handsome devil, aren't you? Kissies!" "Mari-kun, you only have good sides. Let me kissie your best side. Kissies" (ring) "...you can go on ahead!" "Mari-kun, kissies!" "Mari-kun, kissies!" Aww, too cute! Come on Maru, just give us one kiss! (via huffingtonpost.com)