Ready for the least fun beer commercial ever? We found this beer commercial from North Korea to be a little hypnotic, and a little sad. And long. But if you've ever been curious about what a commercial for alcohol in North Korea looks like, take a look below! We've even translated it for you, so you too can be assured that Dae Dong Kang beer is manufactured in an orderly manner, its safety thoroughly cleared:
The Pride of Pyongyang
Dae Dong Kang Beer
The country's greatest beverage production base
Dae Dong Kang Beer Factory
Polished rice beer
High Degree of Fermentation
Soft and tender
That clean taste
That special flavor
With that innate characteristic
아낌없는 찬사와 호평
comes unsparing praise and favorable reviews.
Pure and beautiful
대동강의 흐름을 련상
Dae Dong Kang flowing conjures colors and sounds.
Oh. So refreshing!
Orderly quality control
국제규격화기구 (ISO 9001)의
International Organization for Standardization's
품질 인증 획득
Acquired quality assurance
제품의 품질및 위생안전성
The quality of the product's sanitation and safety
has been thoroughly cleared.
탄수화물, 단백질, 비타민B2, 광물질
Carbohydrates, protein, Vitamin B2, mineral matters
조화롭게, 풍부하게, 균형있게
In harmony, plentiful, balanced.
There is palatability
It works like music, alleviating stress
인민들의 건장장수에 기여
Contributing to the people's robustness and longevity