Screen shot 2013-08-01 at 1.15.47 PM Too many toxins in your body? Feeling a little constipated lately? Not enough fiber in your diet? Don't worry, Korea's got you covered with a "Poop Song" that will surely get you in the mood. We can't help you master the dance, but in case you want to sing along, here are the lyrics: Poop My stomach hurts Ppoong (sound like when you're farting) My stomach hurts
Not yet!
Look for a toilet
Run for it quickly!
When your stomach hurts
try this by yourself:
Take your pants off
sit on the toilet
clench your fists
and yell MOM!!! (in Korean you shout 'mom' when you're making an effort or doing something scary, like bungee jumping, to get your spirits up)
My stomach hurts (again?)